guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

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snowspatrols:

it sTARTED OUT AS A SHIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A SHIP IT WAS ONLY A SHIP

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drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

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teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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